How Can I Motivate My Pets To Support Animal Rights?

I’ve been trying to get my pets to help support the animal rights movement but they show no interest at all. I realize that we’re still in somewhat of a recession, but I think it’s absurd that it’s been over four years and they still haven’t gotten a job. My dog never leaves the house and my cat disappears for days at a time. I think they’re on drugs or something. How can I motivate them to pull themselves together and make something of their lives?

Whip them in the back until they submit. If they don’t submit, you have no other choice but to euthanize them.

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  1. Ellis D. Tripp says:

    Whip them in the back until they submit. If they don’t submit, you have no other choice but to euthanize them.
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  2. Matthew says:

    Aww they are lazy. We need some social programs to help them survive, starting with welfare!
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  3. Jennifer says:

    I feel you. My cat lays around the house all day while I work and then has the nerve to beg me for food when I return home! When was the last time he did something for me!
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  4. FamousNat3 says:

    wow
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    mee

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